Chocolate covered crickets

 Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.

Weather is not trivial - it's especially important when you're standing in it.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.

The old apple revels in its authority.

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground.

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house.

Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.

Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude.

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.

Iguanas were falling out of the trees.

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos.

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak.

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.

The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog.

He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

We should play with legos at camp.

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.

Just because the water is red doesn't mean you can't drink it.

A glittering gem is not enough.

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She did her best to help him.

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.